Monday, May 27, 2013

Now you see... Actually, we have no idea what we're looking at...

Movie Poster Monday is back! This Movie Poster Monday we'll be reviewing "Now You See Me". This week's five points of the poster are:

(Image credit: Majorspoilers.com)
1) Hey, isn't that Mark Zuckerberg? What's he doing in this movie poster? Did Facebook finance this movie poster? If they did, was it done using real money or Bitcoin? Who uses Bitcoin anyways? If someone tried to pay Movie Poster Monday with Bitcoin we'd probably superglue them to a movie poster. Really, dude, just use real cash money! You're gonna look like an idiot when you're out on a date and your Bitcoin is refused at the restaurant... Granted, guys that use Bitcoin probably don't get many dates...

2) So, are these supposed to be his Facebook friends? It would be kinda cool to have Woody Harrelson as your Facebook friend, I'd be afraid of the kinds of things that he would tag me in, but it would still be kinda cool...

3) Notice the use of a monochromatic palette to create a... zzz...zzz...zzz... No one cares, we're bored, add some colour to this poster, we feel like we're trapped in Picasso's colourblind nightmare!

4) Somebody is upset that he's stuck in the back! I sure don't want to be the guy who decided to stick Michael Caine in the back! Maybe he'll grab one of the letter "O's" and use it to unfriend a few people...

5) What's Macaulay Culkin doing here?

In conclusion, based on our detailed analysis of "Now You See Me", we predict that it'll make $20 million during its first weekend.