Why Kids in 4D?

This Movie Poster Monday we'll be reviewing "Spy Kids in 4D". This week's five points of the poster are:

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1) If 3D effects make a movie more enjoyable, then 4D is going to be awesome! Great move to get some bodies in seats because you know they'll only realize they have no idea what 4D is after they've paid for the tickets. Plus, kids are the target market and kids will believe anything...

2) Kids should not be playing with electricity (even if I did, enjoy it and almost burned down the house once). This poster might prevent parents from taking their offspring for fear that their kids might get ideas that will electrocute them. This will definitely take $5 million off the opening weekend.

3) Jessica Alba's presence in this film should persuade some dads to take their kids to this, whether they were interested in seeing this movie or not (kids rarely turn down a movie and popcorn). This should help minimize the loss of revenue from the electrocution thing.

4) Aroma-scope really scares me. Kids kinda smell funny. So a movie that smells like kids isn't the best selling point for me.

5) Demon dog with what looks like a death-ray gun. Cool...

In conclusion, based on this thorough analysis I predict that "Spy Kids in 4D" will gross $15 million in its opening weekend.