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1) Why have they put this see-through egg on the poster?
2) Someone needs to fire the stylist for this movie poster. A Cruella de Vil coat is only a good idea if you are headed to a charity fundraiser with a safari theme. Instead of concentrating on the cool flying scarf in the poster you are distracted by the thought of poor dalmatians being turned into coats.
3) Cool scarf. You have to wonder how it's staying in the air. Can't be wind because their hair isn't being blown, is the scarf alive? Is that what's meant by the title "Restless"? Is the scarf the one who is restless to escape from her neck? Is she forcing it to work criminally long hours with no job security? Tell me more, movie poster, tell me more!
4) What's up with the matching elf haircuts? I realize the budget for this movie probably wasn't huge but did they really only have enough money to send them both to Supercuts? And they likely saved additional money by having a trainee (who obviously only perfected one hairstyle) take care of them both.
5) A movie poster best practice is name-dropping other movie posters. Sadly though, with no capital letters in this sentence my eyes just kind of slipped past the name-dropping sentence and into the clouds until I forgot what movie poster I was reviewing.
In conclusion, based on this thorough analysis I predict that "Restless" will gross $9.3 million in its opening weekend, $1.2 million if it only opens in selected cities (Pray that your city is selected).
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