Forget three wise monkeys, we're gonna need eight!

This Movie Poster Monday we'll be reviewing "A Thousand Words". For the first time, this week there are eight points of the poster!

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1) We see Eddie Murphy has come back from his spiritual retreat, no doubt at some remote mountain village where he consulted a grey-haired living deity on how he could revive his career. After a recent string of hits like... um, ah, yeah, Beverly Hills Cop? Oh, the Oscars! No, he cancelled... er, nevermind. After recent success growing part of a mustache, Eddie has come back to Hollywood to share the wisdom that he learned on the mountain top. Looks like he's going to expand on the proverbial principle to "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Here of course Eddie is speaking no evil, if only Charlie Sheen could have seen this early last year...

2) We think this was supposed to be "hear no evil", but Eddie's getting old so that's as high as he can lift his arms.

3) This one is obviously "smell no evil".

4) I'm guessing this one is "Hey, mon, I no evil".

5) Looks like Eddie got someone else to help him with "see no evil".

6) It's never a bad idea to remember that "Kiss to the forehead no evil, unless she wakes up and doesn't know who you are...".

7) This one might be "Grandma do no evil"

8) Finally we have "Baby's head's not spinning so no evil".

In keeping with the tradition of firsts in this post, for the first time we're not going to predict how much this will make in its opening weekend. Instead we are just going to predict that it will open in a theater somewhere and not just go straight to video.