Monday, March 12, 2012

Did we miss the rose ceremony?

This Movie Poster Monday we'll be reviewing "21 Jump Street". This week's five points of the poster are:

(Image credit: Movieposter.com)
1) Now this is a modern movie poster. In a bold "jump" the movie poster designers have decided that if two dudes are going to Prom together they should wear matching tuxedos. And to be sure that no one else will accidentally wear the same tuxedos as you guys, you should also make sure that no one else would be caught dead in the tuxedos you pick out.

2) Looks like they tried to get matching haircuts too, but next time they should go somewhere other than Supercuts. (Although to be fair Channing's had that haircut since his breakout performance in the movie poster for "She's the Man" and Jonah just started getting haircuts during "Get Him to the Greek".)

3) So close, but I guess they don't make Jonah's shoes in Channing's size. I'm beginning to feel that someone here is having second thoughts about this "matchy, matchy" idea they both got for Prom... Let that be a lesson to the high school kids out there, ideas always sound better when you're full of Redbull and Twinkies.

4) At least they managed to get matching guns. Even if they couldn't agree on whether they should hold them up or down for the shoot.

5) There's balloons, smoke, roses, unhappy bachelors, hmm... Wait a minute, this isn't a movie poster shoot! It's the promo poster for the next Bachelorette! 

In conclusion, based on this thorough analysis we predict that the next season of "The Bachelorette" will be just as painful to watch as any of the other seasons.

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