Did we miss the rose ceremony?

This Movie Poster Monday we'll be reviewing "21 Jump Street". This week's five points of the poster are:

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1) Now this is a modern movie poster. In a bold "jump" the movie poster designers have decided that if two dudes are going to Prom together they should wear matching tuxedos. And to be sure that no one else will accidentally wear the same tuxedos as you guys, you should also make sure that no one else would be caught dead in the tuxedos you pick out.

2) Looks like they tried to get matching haircuts too, but next time they should go somewhere other than Supercuts. (Although to be fair Channing's had that haircut since his breakout performance in the movie poster for "She's the Man" and Jonah just started getting haircuts during "Get Him to the Greek".)

3) So close, but I guess they don't make Jonah's shoes in Channing's size. I'm beginning to feel that someone here is having second thoughts about this "matchy, matchy" idea they both got for Prom... Let that be a lesson to the high school kids out there, ideas always sound better when you're full of Redbull and Twinkies.

4) At least they managed to get matching guns. Even if they couldn't agree on whether they should hold them up or down for the shoot.

5) There's balloons, smoke, roses, unhappy bachelors, hmm... Wait a minute, this isn't a movie poster shoot! It's the promo poster for the next Bachelorette! 

In conclusion, based on this thorough analysis we predict that the next season of "The Bachelorette" will be just as painful to watch as any of the other seasons.

No one is on this movie poster...

Although we were hoping to review the poster for "A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas", we at Movie Poster Monday didn't want to draw any cries of favoritism if the poster received an overwhelmingly positive review (as it is widely known that we are huge fans of the H&K franchise).

This Movie Poster Monday we'll be reviewing "The Son of No One". This week's five points of the poster are:

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1) Two words: mustache! Sometimes they're weird if a movie star isn't Tom Selleck, but because there are two mustaches in this poster somehow it feels ok. Of course, even if it was a bit odd I might think twice before I said anything because did you see Al Pacino in Scarface? He's kinda nuts when someone makes him mad! Plus he's Al Pacino, and when you're Al Pacino you really can do no wrong. (I don't want any of you writing in to me about "S1m0ne" cause I already said Al can do no wrong.)

2) Big movie star names! Or at the very least these are all names that I recognize. There are also at least two names of stars that I believe would drop by the Movie Poster Monday offices for a chat if they received a bad review. I'll let you decide who the other star is as the first one has already been mentioned (did you see Scarface?) and there will be a special Movie Poster Monday prize for the first person to post the correct answer on our Facebook page - Facebook.com/MPMonday.

3) While there are some pretty big names on this movie poster, I do feel that it needs one more... Can you imagine how awesome this poster would be if it also had the name Neil Patrick Harris? I mean NPH rules! Al Pacino AND Neil Patrick Harris on one movie poster? That would be like having Vanilla Ice & MC Hammer performing on the same stage!

4) Is it me or does Tracy Morgan look like he just soiled himself?

5) I think I figured out why everyone on this movie poster is looking around and over their shoulder. One can never be too careful when Katie Holmes is around... Although Katie is really sweet, her Scientologist handlers give most normal people the creeps; and they're all aliens.

In conclusion, based on this thorough analysis I predict that "The Son of No One" will gross $9.1 million in its opening weekend.