Did someone forget to invite Tommy Lee Jones?

This Movie Poster Monday we'll be reviewing "The Family". This week's five points of the poster are:

1)    This is the strangest family portrait we’ve ever seen. We think that the movie poster director must secretly have aspirations to be a modern artist. Or maybe it symbolizes today’s modern family being too busy to all gather together for a family portrait and instead parents are forced to Photoshop everyone into a photo or risk not having one. That’s pretty deep for a movie poster…
2)    We thought last week’s poster was low budget because they couldn’t turn on the lights for Vin Diesel, but this week’s takes it to a new level as it seems they can’t even afford a new tennis racket for the shoot.
3)    Perhaps Robert De Niro is the reason they had to cut back on the prop budget. He’s got a lot of restaurants to fund in this uncertain economy, so after they’ve paid De Niro it’s likely that there wasn’t much left in the pot. Oh well, hope that tennis scene is really short cause it’s not gonna be a long game.
4)    How could you ever go wrong putting Michelle Pfeiffer in a movie poster? Bravo!
5)    Wait a minute, where’s Tommy Lee Jones? Did someone forget to send him the memo about the movie poster shoot? When he finds out he was left off the poster he’s gonna be mad as a badger with an expired coupon… Or whatever it is he says when he’s angry.

In conclusion, based on our detailed analysis of "The Family", we predict that it'll make $9.7 million during its first weekend.