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1) Uh oh, someone’s gonna be in trouble! I would hate to be the
movie poster lighting guy who forgot to turn on the lights during Vin Diesel’s
movie poster shoot. He doesn’t look very happy at all, I wonder if he’s about
to have a Christian Bale moment…
2)Yeah, he’s mad. One doesn’t get “glowy eyes” unless you’re
just absolutely livid! But, it is also possible that inhaling all the fumes
from all those Fast and Furious movie poster shoots has made his eyes just
naturally glow like that… Hmm, we won’t know the answer to that question until
his next shoot.
3)
Wow, the movie is gonna be in IMAX! Let’s call the 80’s and let
them know.
4)
We wonder if he picked out his own sunglasses for this shoot.
Vin doesn’t seem too happy about them, otherwise he’d be wearing them properly
instead of plopping them on the top of his head. However, wearing your
sunglasses on the top of your head is something that many of today’s actresses
do, perhaps he’s trying to channel his inner Cameron Diaz for this role?
5)
As Vin Diesel’s name is the only one on the poster, we’re
gonna assume that there’s either no one else in the movie, or actors so bad
they’re not worth mentioning. Either way, it doesn’t really give us much
confidence in the overall movie poster experience.
In conclusion, based on our detailed analysis of
"Riddick", we predict that it'll make $15 million during its first
weekend.
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